On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)
Or even a lamp:
oh yes, especially a lamp.
WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM
WHAT IS GOING ON
It would have been nice if you told me before you started living on my bookshelf.
OH MY GOD
so in tech my teacher had this older copy of the hobbit and IM SCREAMING THE COVER
Oh my god it goes along with the romance novel cover of two towers
this post got so popular oh my god
Legolas looks like a home economics teacher circa 1978