21 minutes ago on 21 September 2014 @ 6:45am + 52,452 notes
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Anonymous
i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity
45 minutes ago on 21 September 2014 @ 6:21am + 63,708 notes
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1 hour ago on 21 September 2014 @ 5:58am + 524,130 notes
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1 hour ago on 21 September 2014 @ 5:34am + 101,704 notes
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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

1 hour ago on 21 September 2014 @ 5:10am + 157,236 notes
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dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

1 hour ago on 21 September 2014 @ 5:09am + 161,720 notes
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# q
2 hours ago on 21 September 2014 @ 4:57am + 25,551 notes
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2 hours ago on 21 September 2014 @ 4:57am + 2,050 notes
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casualdorkpatrol:

This is all you need to know about my IKEA trip today

2 hours ago on 21 September 2014 @ 4:55am + 9,247 notes
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Interviewer: Did you do a lot of your own stunts?

Anthony Mackie: I did a bunch of the stuff leading up to the stunts. I tried to do one stunt and I ran into a parked car, face-first.

Interviewer: The directors were telling me— I asked if there were any close calls and that was the one situation they brought up!

AM: [Laughs] No, but they tricked me. First of all, no one— if I tell you to fly, you’re not going to know how to fly ‘cause as humans, we don’t fly. So they tell me they’re going to raise me up ten feet and let me go. I swing in, land on my feet, and walk and talk…. so they pulled me up ten feet and said ‘how do you feel?’ and I said ‘I feel good!’ But I keep going up! They pull me up forty feet off the ground and I’m like ‘THIS DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT!’ [Laughs] And they let me go. And I’m coming down at like….mach 2, right? And I look at Chris [Evans]’s face and he goes… “You’re going to die.”


-Anthony Mackie, interview with Access Hollywood

Guys, watch this WHOLE THING. He’s fucking hilarious. 

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Second the rec for the video, Mackie’s retelling of this story is fucking GOLD

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A VAN

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LMFAOOOOOOO OMG

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2 hours ago on 21 September 2014 @ 4:47am + 429,219 notes
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fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

2 hours ago on 21 September 2014 @ 4:30am + 67,946 notes
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2 hours ago on 21 September 2014 @ 4:24am + 119,511 notes
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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

7 hours ago on 20 September 2014 @ 11:36pm + 124,671 notes
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favabean05:

squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

what the fuck is happening here?

7 hours ago on 20 September 2014 @ 11:13pm + 160,695 notes
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8 hours ago on 20 September 2014 @ 10:49pm + 251,533 notes
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